edit: source (he’s on tumblr. follow him)
Cosmopolitan Cover Parody… Barely by @Remiel
“The Word Va-jay-jay On The Cover In Large Pink Letters”
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When I get married, it’s going to be forever. I’m lucky that I think forever is two weeks.
Songs not to play during sexy times
No offense to Don Johnson but I wouldn’t even be able to fake it.
